I overheard a fight next door and the woman said “ngifuna ukulala lamadoda wonke endaweni ngikukhawulise”. Today i didnt go Continue Reading..

girl: “Uyithathephi inamba yami?” boy: “Ngiyiwine kuVodacom ShakeUp Summer.”

Ngenkathi ngisasebenza e-zoo ngaxoshwa ngoba ngingalivalanga isango. Ibhadi lami. I mean, ubani owayengantshontsha ibhubesi?

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Bathi we dont break up no mOre sivele sithande omunye phez’komunye!!

Doctor: Udleni? Zanele:ngidle ama prawns, calamari and oysters. Doctor: this is not Facebook ngizokuyeka ufe mina. Udleni? Zanele:ngidle uphuthu nenyoni

Ngokuvakasha nje kwaSisi wakwa makhelwane ngalamaholidi sewuphuma ngesudi ukuyokha amanzi empompini… Why u doing that bro???