Sihlaleke singasuzi thina laykhaya ngoba Nina niyadla

👩🏽‍🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.” 👧🏽: “Ngani oe?” 👩🏽‍🦰: “Nje.” Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔

•Her: Jason sengiyahamba bbe •Me: Khona ama Topper aseFrijin, khipha awu2 ukhothe uCream bese uwabuyisele khona

Ngithenge 80kg yemphuphu emqashweni manje omakhelwane bayangihleka ngiwrong nah?

Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!

Don’t ask a girl if she’s hungry they always hungry dimpya tse.

Teacher: what do you call male crocodile?? Me: baba ngwenya

I wonder kuyokwenzekani mhla uMazwi athola ukuthi nathi besiyazi lendaba ka Rorisang😌 Senzo Mteshane:Shuth nathi sizinja