In English:Wife material In Zulu:Sdwedwe somfazi

Real relationships last 3-7 months loku kwabo 3-5 years kunemuthi phakathi

nkikumbuka vile niliua mbwa yetu ety isibweke akija kuniona,ciamini aliniacha

It’s 2018 and Scientists still haven’t discovered a way to respond to… “Wena ungenaphi”??

Tall girls are cute and sexy Short girls are witchy and tokoloshy Ngyadlala bangani

Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni.

Umuntu Ngiyamdlalisa Ngimfakel I Ratex Akasavuki Uzenza iGundane Lona

Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!”