Zimbabwe’s akuyena ugogo oyindoda umkhulu

Her: Bby my love my sweet dreams Him : ahhh yavuka imbongi

My slenda girlfriend Bbe ndinjani Me: Unje ngetso yenyoni

I pain yokuba mude uthi uyazamula ugwinye inyoni ngephutha

uJesu fika ekuseni kutsha mna ndivulelwa ngumama ngo 3am

Xhosa Chicks Be Like “Baby Uzandithengela Ntoni For iListeriosis Day” ……..Yoooh don’t kill me Ngiyadlala

Bby usayiphethe kakuhle inkomo yam apho? Ewe bby qha idumbile ihlatshwe zezinye uyayaz iyathanda ukulwa

Teacher:iphi i-home work yakho:Kid ndiyilahle ngexesha ndilwa nalamntana othe “you are not the best teacher in class”