1: So this is what I have been missing since
Omo, see fine girls for Christ Embassy, they give out their numbers easilyππ€
I no dey go Catholic church again
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2: Some Churches and their funny prayers “Which one is Lord crucify me with your anointing”
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3: I don’t want my family to Judge the way I eat, so I walk pass them with 2 slicesπ of bread in my plate and 17 in my pocket
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4: Ladies, if he is cheating on you, put some bricks inside your pillow and tell him you want to do pillow fight with him
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5: Girls with K-leg be like “God direct my step”
Sister to what?π€π€·ββ
Latitude or Longitude
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6: “I spent on him, I spent him”
Nigerian girls after buying you 3-in-1 singlet and one packet of shaving stick
Mtchewwππββπ€£
7: Dating so many girls is just a way of confusing the enemies from attacking your main girl
But girls won’t understand this
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8: You see my six packs and musclesπͺthen you think I got your back in a fight
Lol..These things are for Instagram, don’t get yourself Killed
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9: Today our pastor asked us to do something CRAZY for God
So I went out and Off the Church generator
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10: If you don’t wanna visit him, tell him straight up!
Which one is “I can’t come again ooo my dad is angry with my mum;