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1: So this is what I have been missing since
Omo, see fine girls for Christ Embassy, they give out their numbers easilyπŸ˜‹πŸ€—
I no dey go Catholic church again
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2: Some Churches and their funny prayers β€œWhich one is Lord crucify me with your anointing”
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3: I don’t want my family to Judge the way I eat, so I walk pass them with 2 slices🍞 of bread in my plate and 17 in my pocket
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4: Ladies, if he is cheating on you, put some bricks inside your pillow and tell him you want to do pillow fight with him
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5: Girls with K-leg be like β€œGod direct my step”
Sister to what?πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚
Latitude or Longitude
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6: β€œI spent on him, I spent him”
Nigerian girls after buying you 3-in-1 singlet and one packet of shaving stick
MtchewwπŸ™„πŸ™†β€β™‚πŸ€£

7: Dating so many girls is just a way of confusing the enemies from attacking your main girl
But girls won’t understand this
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8: You see my six packs and musclesπŸ’ͺthen you think I got your back in a fight
Lol..These things are for Instagram, don’t get yourself Killed
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9: Today our pastor asked us to do something CRAZY for God
So I went out and Off the Church generator
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10: If you don’t wanna visit him, tell him straight up!
Which one is β€œI can’t come again ooo my dad is angry with my mum;



HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS*
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work,
market or indoors and the chicken will be playing outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely
at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head.
Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside
your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened.
No looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER