Nificane nomuntu wakho ebusuku nihambisane nixoxe umuzw esethi
“konje wawungekho emncwabeni wami”

Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100

Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa

Woolworths cleaner : sorry sir this side is still wet
Shoprites cleaner : weee nangoke ujesu ehamba phezu kwamanzi

Suke ungakaze ubhekane nenkinga
Uma ungakaze ujole nomfana omncane ngomzimba oyi darkie negama lakhe liqale ngo S

Thina okuthiwa siyazitshela
Kusho abantu abangakaze basikhulumise

Abathand indaba ubezwa bethi
Ngisho esedla I chappis akalifuth ibhelunde

Sindi.: kungani ukhiphe inamba yami efonini Yakho

Thami: ingiqedela I – battery

Manje noMuntu useyoze ahambe emhlabeni engakabhekani neSambane

Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokubuza ukuth kubuhlungu yini ukuba mubi