I want my own girlfriend,
but if God gives me yours,
who am I to say no

Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!

Guy if she tells u she has a
Boyfriend know it Dat u are
Fighting with one man but
If she said she is single my
Brother u are fighting with d
World

Always dress well, smile, be humble and act calm,
so that when you fart in public,
no one will suspect that it’s you.

if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom,
what will you hide first
Me: my Soap

Hearing your name being
called,when no one has
actually called you is a sign
your village people are
testing their microphone.

Stop looking for a perfect partner to date or marry… Na we wey remain b this,,, except if you go check heaven.

My landlord daughter is bathing and she is singing “Come & see,
Come & see, Come & see what the lord has done,” Should I go?

*Doctor asked me “When last did you have s**? In front of my mom.
I turned to my mom and asked…
What type of food is that?*

*Do you know dat wen u wear native to church and stand on the alter, it is called Alternative*
_If u experience u will know_

1k airtime for anyone who can spell the sound made when a bottle of Coke is opened?…I’m serious

*Can you imagine, the HEN I bought Since December 2018 hasn’t laid one single EGG…*

I think her MOTHER-IN-LAW has tied her Womb.

Ladies that goes out wit N100 and come back with Sharwama, Pizza, ice cream nd 10k. Please which God are you serving?

My neighbor z planning on bringing a native doctor to the compound,cus they stole her chicken…..
Chicken that is not even sweet