I want my own girlfriend,
but if God gives me yours,
who am I to say no😂🤣🤣

Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish🙆‍♀️

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Guy if she tells u she has a
Boyfriend know it Dat u are
Fighting with one man but
If she said she is single my
Brother u are fighting with d
World

Always dress well, smile, be humble and act calm,
so that when you fart in public,
no one will suspect that it’s you. 😁

if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom😱,
what will you hide first🙈
Me: my Soap😂😊😀

Hearing your name being
called🗣,when no one has
actually called you is a sign
your village people are
testing their microphone.🎤
😂😂😂

Stop looking for a perfect partner to date or marry… Na we wey remain b this,,, except if you go check heaven. 😅😅😅

My landlord daughter is bathing and she is singing “Come & see,
Come & see, Come & see what the lord has done,” Should I go?😂

*Doctor asked me “When last did you have s**? In front of my mom.
I turned to my mom and asked…
What type of food is that?*😂

*Do you know dat wen u wear native to church and stand on the alter, it is called Alternative*
_If u experience u will know_
🤣🤣😋😋😋

1k airtime for anyone who can spell the sound made when a bottle of Coke is opened?…I’m serious

*Can you imagine, the HEN I bought Since December 2018 hasn’t laid one single EGG…*

I think her MOTHER-IN-LAW has tied her Womb.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ladies that goes out wit N100 and come back with Sharwama, Pizza, ice cream nd 10k. Please which God are you serving?

My neighbor z planning on bringing a native doctor to the compound,cus they stole her chicken…..
Chicken that is not even sweet