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A guy impregnated three girls in his area,
he begged two of them to abort, which, they did.
Right now, the third girl just gave birth to triplet..
Are we not serving a living God



I have fallen sick, fallen in gutters, fallen on d road and even in d pool,.. Buh you know wah Jenny, d best way I ve ever fallen is Fall in love with you!!!


Having you in my life is too good to b true,
buh seriously, I don’t care if it’s Fake…
And if dis was a dream, then trust me my love ,
I never ever wanna wake

Who said beggars can’t be choosers…
So many girls to beg 4 their love buh I still Chose you!!!


Hello Loml, first of all, I must, confess, when I first met you, you were a risk, a mystery and a puzzle.. . Buh falling in love with you was the most certain thing I had ever known n I m *glad*


Pride goes before a fall, always knew I was Proud, for you, no wonder I *Fell*

jenny you my pride, and if loving you was a sin, then my place would be in *Hell*

Mayb I m too proud to admit this buh, you r my light, it’s you _before anyone else_ , *bae*

Without you in my life, it’s total darkness,I m still waiting 4 ur smile to brighten up my *day*

*_~Good morning honey~_* โฃ

I will never accept friend request from my neighbour again,
how can she ask me if i have returned her frying pan on my timeline.

Am pissed off.


I went for a wedding today, my village people forgot to follow me.
Guess what?
They started sharing rice from my seat. ๐Ÿ˜‚


I haven’t been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,
its either her rent has expired or
her birthday is next week ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

I once cried over a heartbreak๐Ÿ’” but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


My Neighbor who was jailed
since 2008 has been released
yesterday, he is asking me
why Everyone is OFFLINE on 2go
What do I tell him?

My Friends will be posting Motivational quotes on social media
but I know them real Life They don’t have sense!!!๐Ÿ˜‚

*Only in Nigeria Adverts oooooo…*

You will pour your motherโ€™s pot of soup on your White clothes
and your mother will Smile Because of OMO.

In Real Life…
Youโ€™ll Die!!! Idiot.
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