Husband: When I get mad at u,
u never fight back.
How do u control ur anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use ur toothbrush.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I 2 wish that you were
a newspapers so I could have
a new 1 everyday.