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Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya
Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.



Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese chalega? 😛 😀

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..
Banta:kya kar raha hai?
Santa:Lassi bana raha hun
Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai??
Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai..
ab bata..
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Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega?

Santa apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh
rahe ho?
Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. 😀 😛


Santa opened a Fb A/C,
He posted pics, age, address
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Finally,
he was confused abt what he can write on ‘Wall’
Aftr deep thinking he wrote
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“Yaha SuSu Karna Mana Hai……. 😀 😛

Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi..
Hahahaha.


Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati…
Ek din dhoop nikli… Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya…
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey…
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola…
“kidhar..??
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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu… 😛 😀 😀


Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!;-)

Banta To His Son : oye, Ghabrana Matt,
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Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai…
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Son : Ji Haan Papa,
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Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai,
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Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad
Hai

Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.


Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..
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Bhikhari:” Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:” Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:” Ji Hain”
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Santa:” To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“ :pp


Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai
Batao Main Kya Karun?
Banta: Karna Kya Hai,
2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : “Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua ”
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya “Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya”


Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo…

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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. 🙂

Patni: Mai Gana Gati Hu,
To Tum Balcony Me Q Jatey Ho
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Pati: Taki Mohalle Wale Ye N Soche,
Ki Mai Tera Gala Daba Raha Hu..

Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,
Has k dekh rahi hai
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Dekh K Has Rahi hai