IK bAr Ek chor chori karne ek seith ke ghar pauchta he,
aur zor se chilata he sona kaha he .. Sona kaha he ..
seith uthta he aur kehta he mein idhar soo raha hu..
tu udhar soo jaa..

Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai.
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Ladka ka dost: uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai.

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

1 dukhi Grlfrnd ne apne Bewafa Boyfrnd k liye 1 shayri likhi
Phulon ka raja,
Baharon ka shehzada,
dil tod kar chala gaya kutta, kamina, haram zada..

Preeto:kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di.
Santa:tumhari galatfahmi hai.
Preeto:kaisi galatfahmi..
Santa:yehi ki main soya tha.

Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya

Boy-tum kitne baje uhtty ho-..
G-apna koy thik nehi jab ji kare so jaty hu,
jab ji kare uht jaty hu,
B-noty girl
tery adat akdam mere kutty k jeisy he

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.

Aunty said to my Mom –
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” Meri ladki bta rhi thi k tmhara ladka
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raat 2-3 bje tk facebook use karta hai ”.:
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my mom simply said ,
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.” Aapki ladki ko kaise pta ?
Raat 2 bje use sapne aate hai ”..
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Aunty shocks , my Mom Rocks..

कुछ लोग इतने गरीब होते हैं
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कि
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उनके पास सिर्फ पैसे ही होते हैं।”

Sir-“Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
Santa-“Chidiya Bankar.”
Sir-“Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!”
Santa-“Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!”

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
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1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,”Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?”
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Ladka bola,”JI BHABHI JI!”

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
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Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
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Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
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Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.
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JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
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Santa: “Uloo”

SANTA: Shimla ja raha hu…….
Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA: Meri bhi le ja yaar………
ushe bhi gira dena.
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SANTA: Agar tu Bura na mane
to
use Wapsi me gira du ?

Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki
Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho…Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..
xD