Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate 😀

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..
Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..

Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
.
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
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Dr:3000 Rs
.
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani

Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
.
Police:oi stop..
.
Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..

santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
.
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
.
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.

Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On””,
I Have Coins!

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
“TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

Bhuto sa chehra tera
chudel si muskan hai
rang tera dekh ke..
rup tera dekh ke
kute bhi hairan hai

1 Number Dil Me Socho Usme 3 Jodo,
Ab 2 Se Guna Karo
Usme Se 7 Ghatao
Bache Hue Ko Kagaz Par Likho
Ab Uska
Aero-Plane Banake Udao
Furrrr

Whats self insult ..
An angry boss-
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar!
Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho….

5th class ka student apne dost se:
Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki “Teacher” Se Pyar Karna,
.
.
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2 Dost: kyun?
“LOVE-LETTER” Beja Tha…
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT,
Wo to me ‘JAWANI’ me thi. Ha,HA..

Flat ki bell baji,
Cablewala:is mahine ka bill lene aaya.
.
Girl:baad me aahaah aana avi dudhwale ka bill chuka rahi hu.

Boy:Tum gaana bahut accha gaati;
Girl:Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
Boy:To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe 😀