Santa In ShoP:
Kafi Der Gifts Dekhne Ke Bad Santa Ne Ek Gift Ke Taraf ishara Kar Ke Pocha…. ”
Ye Hansta Huwa Kutta Kitne Ka Hai..??
Shopkeper : Sir Ye AINA Hai

Santa ne aaj uske sare purane records tod diye…
Fade joke ahead..
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Boss:”Where were you born…??
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Santa:”Punjab..
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Boss:”which part ??
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Santa:”Kya which part ??
Whole body born in Punjab…

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.

Santa- Yaar,
Maine Ek Naye Detergent Se
Apna Underwear Dhoya Toh
Woh Chota Ho Gya, Ab Kya Karu? Banta- Simple,
Usi Detergent se Apne Hips Dho
Lo..

Santa ne PCO pe jate
hi PCO wale ko 2
thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke
bahar likha tha,
dial karne se pahle 2
lagaye

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
Friendship with Smart Girl,
Love with Sincere Girl,
Marriage with…
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Mummy tumhein jo acha lage…

Girls, while watching Titanic:-
How romantic!
Awww !♥
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Boys, while watching Titanic:-
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* Oye!
Woh Drawing wala scene phir se laga
na

Santa court mein judge se:
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Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
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Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
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Santa: Badla

Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
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Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.

Santa 1 Barat mein
gaya.
Waha use bar-bar
PAANI PAROSA ja
raha tha.
Paresan hokar Santa chillaya:
Gale mein pani fans
gaya he,
thoda DAAL-CHAWAL
de do..

Doctor: Kaise Aana
Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana.

Santa ne challenge
kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale
pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de!

Pappu : Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya
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Santa : Waah Bhai .!!!

Par kaise .???
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Pappu :-
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Self Control Bhai ..

Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai.

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon
ko milte hain
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1 Jungle main ghomta hua white
hathi.
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2: Without affairs wala Jeevan
sathi…

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale?
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya