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Kuttei,kaminey,Haramkhor,dhokhebaz,saitan—-
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in sab logo se bach ke raho nahito zindagi kharab ho jayega.

Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..

Ek Dogy subah se sham tak Bhokta rhta tha….BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO………………Ha bilkul aise hi…

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
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1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

Can You read fast in english!
My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
Hahahaha….:p :O 😀
khulla nahi hain maaf karo… 😀

Ek baar ki baat hai ,
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
Kissing
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Wowwww
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
KISSING
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Aap abi chote ho
isliye
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Some text missing;-)

Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai
Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?

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Koi Jaldi nahi Hai
Mehsus karke Bata Dena!….. 😛

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai 😛 😀

Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Aap ki [ KAMI-Ne ] itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.

पानी आने की बात करते हो;
दिल जलाने की बात करते हो;
चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया;
तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।

Gf.- Mere B’Day par Bahut Costly Gift Dena!
Santa- Ok!
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On The B’Day_
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Santa- Your Gift.
Gf.- How Sweet! Is me Kya He?
Santa- Petrol Me Tale Paneer Ke Pakode.

Santa went to Hospital for ECG.
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Nurse boli-
Kapde utaro. . .
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Santa: Pehle ECG kar le? ?
Baki toh wo sab baad me bhi kar sakte hai.

Manager asked santa at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
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SanTa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya Nishana Lagaaya.!