BE, ME, MBA kar k kya karna hai,
Aakhir ek din sabko marna hai,
Chaar din khushi se kat le dost,
kyunki agle jnam me phir nursery se Hi Shuru Karna Hai
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Lalu-murkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sunder hoti h
Rabdi-aapk paas to hamr tarif k alawa kono kaam hi nahi hai..
A girl to her boyfriend:
Is hafte roz shopping karenge,next hafte roz movie dekhenge
Bf- Uske agle hafte roz mandir jayenge
Gf- Q..
Bf- Bhikh mangne
Bache ka surname:
Bacha Agar Ek aadmi se ho to EKNATH
2se-DUBE
3-TIVARI
4-CHATURVEDI
5se-PANDE
Sab ka ho to-MISHRA
Or kisika B pata na ho to-GUPTA
Wife:Zara Dhire Karo Q shtabdi Chala Rhe Ho..
Malgdi Chalao.
itne Me Beta Bed se Gira or Bola : Saalo Jo Marzi Chalao Par
Pesenger Ko Mat Girao
Students song..
Hum honge all pass
Hum homge all pass
1 din,
ho ho
sote he bindas,
LIkhte he bakwas,
Karte he timepass,
Fir b h vishwass…
Marks milenge jhakkas..
1 din……
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.
Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai,
Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu !
uspar raj thakare comment karta hai
Raj thakare:sher ghar aaya tha ya maa jungle me gayi thi
ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha, deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei..
Deep: ftv channel pe
SaNTa
PeD Ke UpaR
ULta LaTKa Hua Tha:
BaNTa-Tu PeD PaR
KyO LaTKa Hai:|
SaNTa-SaR DarD Ki
GoLi KhaYi Thi
KaHi PeT Me
Na ChaLi JaYe
Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
Santa:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.
Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
“Oye extra pen hai kya”?
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Banta:”Ek hi hai”
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Santa:”Abe Ek hi chahiye”
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
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Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
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Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola
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Mere paani se kyu nahahi kamini
adhu Baba ne arz Kiya hai –
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
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Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
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Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha…
Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,”
Kya musam aaya hai,
hr tarf pani hi pani laya hai.
Ek jaadu sa chhaya hai.
Tum ghar se mat nikalna wrna log kahnge barsat hui nahi MEDAK nikal aaya hai.