Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…..?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal..
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai
I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can’t send u all u them’
it will take a lot of time,
so i’m sending u jst 1 joke
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“u r so beautiful”
i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
Isq me aasiko ne ye anjam paya h,
hath pair tuta itna maar khaya h,
hospital pahuchte hi narso ne farmaya h,
baharo phul barsawo kisi ka mehbub aaya h’..!
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai
Q:JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.
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Ans:KISAN ke pas
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.
About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.
Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai .
Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?
hawo se khe do ham aaye hai,
phir bhi na hate to dhaka mar do,
phir bhi na samjhe to,
pyaar se samjha do.
So silly was Newton..
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li….
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??
1st time bhojpuri sms-“Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise,
phatal karejwa k siyab kaise,
tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi,
tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!
I love 2 walk in rain ..
coz dan no1 can see me tearz
(Charlie Chaplan)
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I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking
(Basheeer Charsi)
Bay of Bengal is in which state..
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Liquid state
What do computers like to eat..
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Chips!