Santa: Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Jua Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?
Banta: Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi!

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

Santa Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,Upar Likha Tha Mumbai Mail,
Wo Bhag Kar Chadh Gaya Aur
Biwi Se Kaha;Jab Mumbai Female Aaye
To Tum Chadh Jana…

Santa ne AC lagwaya
Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?
Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..

Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: “message sending failed”
Likh ke bhej de..

Mother:Snta Tum 18 Year ki
Lrki dekhar Shadi krlo
Santa:2 bahu lekr ghar ata h.
Mother:Kya hua?
Santa:18 ki mili nhi
To 9-9 ki 2 shadi krli.

Santa-“Tumne itne chhote-Chhote
Baal kyun katwaye.??”
Banta-“Naai ke paas 5 rupaye
Khul-le nahin the,
To maine kaha ki chal
5 rupaye ke aur kaat de.!!”

banta in art gallary:
is bhayankr tsvir ko ap modern art kehte ho?
dealer:mere baap tu dimag mt lga ye tsvir nhi aaina h

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rahe the.
2 sardar train me chad gaye
2 rah gaye.
train yatriyo ne unhe welldone kaha to dono
sardar-khak welldon jana to unhe tha hum to chodne aaye the.

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
“Order ! Order !”
SANTA:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”
JUDGE:
“Shut Up !”
SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!

Santa sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha.
Wife- Kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Santa-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..

Santa ek dukaan wale se sheesha khareedne gaya,”is sheeshe ki majbooti ki kya guarantee hai?”
Dukaan wala:-ye sheesha yadi aap 100th manzil se fekenge, to ye 99 manzil tak bhi nahin tutega.

Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
Santa:-haan yaar …bahot achcha dost tha mera

Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.
Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon.

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga.
jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra,
apni biwi se bola,
mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.

Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye