Minister- Bomb Blast Me marne Walo ko 5
0r
Zakmi ko 3Lakh Denge
Santa- Mera Baap Pehle Zakhmi Hua,Phir Mar Gaya,
mere ko 8 Lakh do

ek bar santa railway station pe khada tha aachanak santa track pe kuda
ek aadmi: are marana hai kya ?
santa: marunga mai nahi tu suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai…..

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Me Tha Or Wo Santa Se Bola – “Yaar Musibat Ke Wakt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”
Santa – “Wah Yaar Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jaati Hai”

Santa proposed to a Girl…

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Boy said:
”tujme rab dikta hai yara main kya karu…”
Girl replied:
”pair pad aur ghar jaa..!

Santa ne banta se pucha:-
are meri wife bimaar hai kya karu ?banta bola:-use kerosin pila de
santa ne patni ko kerosin pilaya to
vo mar gai vo banta ke pass jaakar bola
are yaar meri wife to mar gai
banta replied meri bhi mar gayi thi

Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba
dya,
Judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi
thi,
Fir bhi ye Q KIYA.
SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha,
Ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE.

Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba
dya,
Judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi
thi,
Fir bhi ye Q KIYA.
SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha,
Ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE.

Santa calls wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta… Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye…
After 1hr, he calls: Aa raha hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha…

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Santa: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted.

Banta was travelling in an
Auto rickshaw with his wife.
The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted,
You are trying to see my wife,
Sit back. I will drive.

Santa’s son: Papa agar aapko,
Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..
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2no bhi to utha saktey ho..

santa : yar banta mene ek tv liya pr vo
chal nahi raha kya tu dekh lega…
Banta : 2 ghate tak lagatar tv ko dekhta raha or phir badi soch me pad gaya ….
Bada sochne k baad bola yaar tu sahi kah raha tha ye chal nahi raha….
kamina itani der se jara sa bhi nahi hila….

Santa- Itne Saare Log Football Ko Laat Kyu Maar Rahe Hai
Banta-Abe Gadhe Goal Karne Ke Liye
Santa
Gol Hi To Hai Aur Kitna Gol Karenge

In a job interview SANTA is
asked:
“Aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba
hai?”
Banta: Sir, maaf karna,
Mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin
mujhe
2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-

Santa:-
Ager “Bivi Ko “Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
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Banta:-
Mujhe”Kya Karna !
Ye Do “Behno”Ka”
Aapsi “Mamla” hai.:-

Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li
Wo Sidha Kabristan Gaya
Udhar Beth Gaya Or Kehne Laga- Ham Se Bach Ke Kahaan Jayega Ek Na Ek Din To yaha aayega.