santa:Main apni patni ko kya giftdoon
.
Banta: diamond Ring de.
.
Santa:Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon,
.
Banta:Fir tractor ka tyre de

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

TEACHER-sabse bada pagal kaun hai? santa ka beta utha.
Teacher- sabash bete.
SANTa- jaan se maar dunga agar kisi ne mere papa ka naam lia…

Snta(border pr ldae krke vaps aakr)-aaj mene dushmn ka ak kan kata,
ak hath kata,ak pav kata.
(etne me bnta bola)
bnta-tune ye sb kata sidhe grdn hi kat deta tha ?
snta-are bhae grdn to phle se hi kti hue thi.

Santa: Yaar I Love U Bolne Ka Sabse Accha Din Konsa Hoga..?
Banta: 1 APRIL
Ladki Fasi to Cool Warna Kehna APRIL FooL.

Santa,banta aur kanta teeno ek baike par ja rahe the.
.
RTO wale ne dekha aur unhe rokne ke liye hath dikhaya.

.Banta chillakar bola oye pagal pahle se hi teen baithe hue hai.
.
tu kahan baithe ga?

संता की टांगें नीली पड़ गईं.
डॉक्टर – “जहर है …. काटनी पड़ेंगीं !”
टांगें काटकर नकली लगा दी गईं. दो दिन बाद नकली टांगें भी नीली पड़ गईं.
डॉक्टर – “अब बीमारी समझ में आई….. जीन्स रंग छोड़ती है …. !”

Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!

Ek din ek ladki train mein jaati hai toh use ek chai wala dekhke bola
.
bholi si surat aankhon mein masti dur khade sarmay aye hi
.
toh ladki bolti hai kalli si surat hathno mein kettle dur khade chilaye chai chai hye hye

Husband & Wife were Fighting
Husband: SaLi KUTTI!
Wife: SaLa KUTTA!
The ChiLd was near, he Says
Mai SaLa PUPPY 😉

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa
Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar
Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa
Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar
Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani BANTA-aisa kyu?
.
SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi

Santa Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya.
Form Me 1 Sawal Tha,
Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah.
Santa Ne Waha Likha-
‘Aapki Khubsurat Cashier

Santa apne papa ke sath ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sath us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
“Cyber cafe” main nahi