Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye.
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SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..?

Banta to santa: yaar tu har baar mujhe ullu kyu banata hai……?
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Santa:kyonki tu banta hai……

Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai
santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.
pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.
juice wala- kab hogi ladayi
santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .

Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha -alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?
Bikhari excited ho ke -ha hai.
Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.
SAnta-TO “PASS” KAB KAAM AYEGA.

Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The
Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha
Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

Santa: Ae Dost ‘Sapna’ Kya Hota Hai.?
Banta: Abe Pahle Apni Grammer Thik Kar
Santa: Q?
Banta: Qki ‘Sapna’ Hota Nahi..
‘Sapna’ Hoti Hai.

Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next….
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Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye.

santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.

Santa biwi k office gaya,
Biwi boss ki god me baithi thi,
Santa(ghusse se)
Chal Pammi, esi jagah kam nahi karna jaha staff k liye chair tak na ho.

Santa takes blade n writes his grlfrnd’s name on his arms & 5mint baad jor jor se rota hai
Banta: kyu ro rha hai
santa:abey, spelling galat ho gyi

SANTA-Agar Nariyal K Ped Pe Chad Jaun To Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi
BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?
Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke…
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Banta-age kya hua?
Santa-kya hona tha chalana nehi ata tha wapas aagaya.

Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java? . .
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Sardar ji : . . . . . Marjava&Mitjava.