Santa doctor se:Mujhe kuch sunai nahi dene ki bimari hai,
jab mera patni kuch kehti hai
Doctor:Ye bimari nahi,yeh to
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bhagwan ki meharbani hai
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Science tichar:agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to use kiss karo thik hojaingi .
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student:magar ladki ko behosh kaise kiya jaye
Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill
Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE..
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !
An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast..
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The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!
Ques. – Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower…..
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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different….
A banker confused about Maths,
asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..
Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!
Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
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What is -PETER- in the sentence..
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Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!
Pata hai AAP Cloromint Kyu Khati ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Park
Dairymilk
Kit-kat
or
Munch
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50 Paise me Nahi Aati.
HaHa
Ab Dubara Mat puchna!
Munna:Circuit yar barish k waqt bijali kyu chamkti he
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Circuit:Bhai boleto uparwala torch maar k dekhta hoega ki kahi sala Sukha to nahi rehgaya
Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..
It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm
Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota..
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Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
Life Was Lonely.
No One Was There.
I Had No Good Friend.
And When You Came Into My Life Then I Realised That..
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Being lonely was better yaar!
Smile is cheaper then Electricity,
But gives more light to your life…
So, always smile and prove that,
U R D Bst TubeLight!
ha.ha.ha
Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India
A boy touched his girl friend..
Girl said – touch me..all dat only after marriage..
boy said; ok .
call me after your marriage!