You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness.
You can lie to others but not to yourself.
You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
Sub Categories
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs.
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a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.
Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.
A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
Santa ke ladki se…
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Santa – Hey kya to mujhse shadi karegi..??
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Ladki – Hey Mr thoda tameej se baat karo….
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Santa- Bahen ji kya aap mujhse shadi karogi….
Santa ke ladki se…
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Santa – Hey kya to mujhse shadi karegi..??
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Ladki – Hey Mr thoda tameej se baat karo….
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Santa- Bahen ji kya aap mujhse shadi karogi….
Santa ne mithai ki shop kholi,
aur bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
1 noukar ki zarurat hai
jisko
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Diabetes ho. 😀 😛
Baby sardar praying- “Bhagwan ji plz punjab nu America Di capital bana do Plz plz plz!”
BHAGWANJI-“Par kyu yaara?”
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Baby sardar-“Kyoki main exam vich likh aaya si!!”
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
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Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa: DAD Apne padosi ki ladki ko English nahi aati.
Father: TUJHE kaise pata?
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Santa: GIVE ME A SWEET KISS Kaha to thappad maar ke chali gayi ….
1 Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
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Doctor-“Ye mar gayi hai.” Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-
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“Mai ZINDA hu!”
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Sardar-“Chupchap padi reh,
tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!”
Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
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Qun
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Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The!!!