How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?
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He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!
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Santa:Kal ghara ka sara saaman chupa kar rakhna
Patni:kyu?:
Santa:Mera friend aa raha hai
Patni:To kya apka frnd chura lega
Santa:Nahi saman pehchan lega
Santa-doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
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Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai.
Teacher.jawani aur budhape men faraq batao
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santa.jawani men mobile men haseeno ke numbar hute hai aur budhape men hakeemo ke
Sante ke sar se khoon beh raha tha
Doctor:Ye kaise hua?
Santa:Me apne haath se pathar thod raha tha,
to kisine kaha
kabhi to apna khopedi ka istmaal kar,,
Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga.
“Banglore aaya banglore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air hostess: Hello sir, B silent
Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.
Santa car ke pahiye khol raha tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye kyun khol raha hae?
Santa: Anpadh ganwaar ! Samne dekh likha hai- Parking for 2 wheelars only ! !
Teacher – BaCCHO jinda rehne ke liye hume kis cheej ki zaroorat hai??
SANTA- Are maidem tina bhi nahi pata ‘JINDA REHNE KE LIYE TERI KASAM 1 MULAKAT ZAROORI HAI SANAM…
Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigrette Dekha..
Oh God, She Smokes
Wisky Dekha..
Oh God, She Drinks
Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..
Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai
I-m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby.
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Now that you-re a grown-up, I have one question….. What happened……
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua..
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Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof:
After drinking,men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
Become extra emotional,
Stop thinkin, start fightin over nothin 😉
Can you tell me the name of person with bad habit of speaking loudly when others are sleeping so as to disturb their sleep..
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Ans: College Lecturer.
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Boy
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into room
Locked
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door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
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bLanket
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!
Why is Industrial growth so slow in TAMILNADU &KERALA..
Coz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting,folding, holding & re-tying the Lungi..!
Teeth said to Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
if i misuse one word against someone,
then your 32 will come out.