Banta-aaj tab tak piyunga jab tak saamne wale 3 ped 6 na dikhne lage
Santa-bas kar saale,saamne 1 hi ped hai ab kya poora jungle lagaayega
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मेरे पास 5 रूपये का Fevi quick बेकार पड़ा है, 3 रूपये में दे दुंगी
Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.
whenever their parents enter their room
Hum bachpan main pensil istemal karte the par ab pen istemal karte hai pata hai kyu
kyun ki bachpan me galtiya mit sakti thi par ab nhi
Teacher- When I was of your age I was not that naughty.
Student – So mam, at what age you became naughty
मम्मी मैं आपको घर के काम मैं मदद करू?
Mummy: कयों बेटी तेरा नेट बंध हो गया है कया?
Girl: I love you very very much!
Please text back
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Boy: BACK
Kanjoos GF-Yu mat khich tu mujhe apni taraf ae sanam
Branded top hai, phat gaya to dusra dilana padega
If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU
केजरीवाल के स्विस बैंक के अकाउंट का खुलासा … पर्सनल लाकर में मिले
25 मफलर
और
23 cough syrup…!
Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua?
S-Media wali ladki ki wajah se
P-Wo kaise?
S-uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS
Maine daba dia!!
Girl : Agar mauka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karoge..??
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Boy : Agar mauka mil gaya to phir
shadi karne ki kya zaroorat
hai…
Usne kahaa- mohabbat ki
sazaa do mujhe…!
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Maine ja k uske papa ko
bta diya
Pappu : I Love U..
Girl :Tumne Mujme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya
Papu: Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli,,
Sunny Leone was at lingerie
store
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she asks Santa
(salesman) -Trial
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Santa – Idhar Hi Karlo Humse
Kya Chhupana Abb,Fan Hai
Aapke
Colleges and school ko log”swarg”bolte he….
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tabhi toh bujurg log kehete hai ke
“Jodiya SWARG me banti hai”