On the 1st of april,
i ran into a barrack shouting thief thief thief…
the soldiers came out gallantly looking for the thief…
so i tld dem april fool…
i will continue the story wen dey discharge mhe frm hospital

Teacher enters class and writes

*Can there be a healthy relationship without money?*

Sarah stood up angrily: So because I asked for 10,000 last night,
you’ve brought it to class…

This girl will kill this teacher.

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Every Woman is a wife material
but some materials are giving to the wrong tailor.

Many relationships have died because the guy stopped calling.

It seems most ladies buy phone to be receiving calls only.

Whoever I Owe Money Should Comment Now or
I Don’t Want To Enter 2019 In Debt oo

From next year….
My mouth would not touch alcohol again
I would be using straw…
Am I communicating

To all the girls who were told by the prophet that you will get married in 2018, you have 15 days left.