I went to a dentist this morning. While we were in the queue with other patients. There was these beautiful young lady sitted next to me, I thought everything about her was beautiful until we went in the dentist’s room. The Dentist asked her what was her problem. She replied ” Doctor, Am here for a tooth Dehorning ” you could have seen me laughing untill I lose all my teeth

Namibian teachers are sick and tired of school kids writing wrong answer during exams. Now they have finally invented an electronic pen which read the exam questions first and only allow the learner to write the correct answer only to each question . If you try to write wrong answer, the pen just stop writing. This pen saves ink too.

Those who say it’s a blue Monday, where do they look. Pls tell me I want to find the colour of other days. Or don’t they have colours,??

A lecturer come in the class and pointed straight at me with a ruler and said to the class: class,,!! At the end of this ruler stands a fool .

I stood up and said to him: But sir this ruler has two ends, or you mean all the ends ,?? As am talking am burned from the varsity until further notice