A Bar Opened Opposite A Church!

The Church Prayed Daily Against The Bar Business

Days Later The Bar Was Struck By Lightning & Caught Fire Which Destroyed It.

Bar Owner Sued The Church Authorities For The Cause Of Its Destruction,

As It Was An Action Because Of Their Prayer, The Church Denied All Responsibility!

So, The Judge Commented,

“It’s Difficult To Decide The Case

Because

Here We Have A Bar Owner Who Believes In The Power Of Prayer

&

An Entire Church That Doesn’t Believe In It !”

A Boy Was Driving A Car.

A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him.

Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo”

Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey”

Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road.

Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.