If your dad owns vrrrrr’phaaa you have a
step mother at high school and she’s repeating grade 10ππππ…..!
Lets not argue on this!!!!!!!
If your dad owns vrrrrr’phaaa you have a
step mother at high school and she’s repeating grade 10ππππ…..!
Lets not argue on this!!!!!!!
DATING TWO SHORT GIRLS IS NOT CHEATINGπβ
BUKA LAHππ
Β½+Β½=1
Nente i sex nimile cedza muntu athi ulale nawe
Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.
IJapan izoze idliwe kabuhlungu kanje yona ibimbekeleni uJet lee ebhentshini?
EVERY time my phone vibrates, I hops it’s you
The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast.
“Shoes shall shine soon.”
everyone who is cuddling in this weather,
Msunu wakho
3 types of waves
1. Seismic Waves
2. Oceanic Waves
3. Sorry napindot lang
sana pwede i charge ang wallet kapag empty na.
Talo sa laban,
Panalo naman sa suntukan
Hindi ako magaling sa Math.
Hindi ako magaling sa Science.
Hindi ako magaling sa English.
Pero promise, gagraduate ako.
If you think ladies are weak……
try to undress her when she is wearing a toned underwear…….!
My brother you will see world war 3πͺ
A man asks, βGod, why did you make woman so beautiful?β
God responded, β
So you would love her.β
The man asks, βBut God, why did you make her so dumb?β
God replied, βSo she would love you.
When you are arguing with girlfriend or wife, and sarcastically she says ‘wow’ during the arguiment. She is just wondering and thinking much how on earth is she end up dating or marrying an idiot like you dudeπππ
These ladies can think so avoid to argue with them π
I Used To Comment “Beautiful Pic” And Zoom
Now I Just Comment “Nice Edited” And Log off β