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If your dad owns vrrrrr’phaaa you have a
step mother at high school and she’s repeating grade 10πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚…..!

Lets not argue on this!!!!!!!



DATING TWO SHORT GIRLS IS NOT CHEATINGπŸ˜’β˜
BUKA LAHπŸ‘‡πŸ˜‚
Β½+Β½=1

Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.


EVERY time my phone vibrates, I hops it’s you


The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast.
“Shoes shall shine soon.”


sana pwede i charge ang wallet kapag empty na.


Talo sa laban,
Panalo naman sa suntukan


Hindi ako magaling sa Math.
Hindi ako magaling sa Science.
Hindi ako magaling sa English.
Pero promise, gagraduate ako.

If you think ladies are weak……
try to undress her when she is wearing a toned underwear…….!
My brother you will see world war 3πŸ’ͺ


A man asks, β€œGod, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God responded, ”
So you would love her.”
The man asks, β€œBut God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, β€œSo she would love you.

When you are arguing with girlfriend or wife, and sarcastically she says ‘wow’ during the arguiment. She is just wondering and thinking much how on earth is she end up dating or marrying an idiot like you dudeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

These ladies can think so avoid to argue with them πŸ˜‚

I Used To Comment “Beautiful Pic” And Zoom

Now I Just Comment “Nice Edited” And Log off βœ‹