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How can people trust the words you tell them
when all you do is be mean to people



True happiness is when you sitting next to your landlord in church..whilst you haven’t paid yr rent and the pastor says “Turn around nd tell your neighbour jesus has paid my debts

I onces blocked my mom’s slap… The next day she was telling all the relatives and her friends that I wanted to kill her!!!

Today I caught myself smiling for no reason,
then I realized I was thinking about you.


When you are beautiful on facebook but ugly in real life.
You shld be arrested for misleading the public!!

That moment you got a p*rn video u are putting it in yr father’s dvd while he is at work,boom the electricity goes off nd u are unpluging the dvd carrying it like a laptop the whole


The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone open the door!!
You: Ah:/
The Person: Oh:>


Congratulations! You Just given birth to a baby girl <3 and her name is
1st three letters of your mom's name
and last two of yours.
.
What's her name?

Me: Hello Police, help me 50 people are following me
Police: Ok,Calm down,where are you?
Me: On Instagram

Christmas is a Christian holiday that celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ. No one knows the exact date of Christ’s birth, but most Christians observe Christmas on December 25. On this day, many go to church, where they take part in special religious services. During the Christmas season, they also exchange gifts and decorate their homes with holly, mistletoe, and Christmas trees. T he word Christmas comes from Cristes maesse, an early English phrase that means Mass of Christ.

The story of Christmas comes chiefly from the Gospels of Saint Luke and Saint Matthew in the New Testament. According to Luke, an angel appeared to shepherds outside the town of Bethlehem and told them of Jesus’s birth. Matthew tells how the wise men, called Magi, followed a bright star that led them to Jesus.

The first mention of December 25 as the birth date of Jesus occurred in A.D. 336 in an early Roman calendar. The celebration of this day as Jesus’s birth date was probably influenced by pagan (unchristian) festivals held at that time. The ancient Romans held year-end celebrations to honor Saturn, their harvest god; and Mithras, the god of light. Various people in northern Europe held festivals in mid-December to celebrate the end of the harvest season. As part of all these celebrations, the people prepared special foods, decorated their homes with greenery, and joined in singing and gift giving. These customs gradually became part of the Christmas celebration.

In the late 300’s, Christianity became the official religion of the Roman Empire. By 1100, Christmas had become the most important religious festival in Europe, and Saint Nicholas was a symbol of gift giving in many European countries. During the 1400’s and 1500’s, many artists painted scenes of the Nativity, the birth of Jesus.

The popularity of Christmas grew until the Reformation, a religious movement of the 1500’s. This movement gave birth to Protestantism. During the Reformation, many Christians began to consider Christmas a pagan celebration because it included nonreligious customs. During the 1600’s, because of these feelings, Christmas was outlawed in England and in parts of the English colonies in America. The old customs of feasting and decorating, however, soon reappeared and blended with the more Christian aspects of the celebration.

In the 1800’s, two more Christmas customs became popular—decorating Christmas trees and sending Christmas cards to relatives and friends. Many well-known Christmas carols, including “Silent Night” and “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing,” were composed during this period. In the United States and other countries, Santa Claus replaced Saint Nicholas as the symbol of gift giving.

The celebration of Christmas became increasingly important to many kinds of businesses during the 1900’s. Today, companies manufacture Christmas ornaments, lights, and other decorations throughout the year. Other firms grow Christmas trees, holly, and mistletoe. Many stores and other businesses hire extra workers during the Christmas seaso n to handle the increase in sales.

The word Xmas is sometimes used instead of Christmas. This tradition began in the early Christian church. In Greek, X is the first letter of Christ’s name. It was frequently used as a holy symbol.


Today In A Class During Our First Period.
Teacher Entered Our Class And Greet Us.
Then The Teacher Start To Talk.
Teacher : Our Topic For Today Is Photosynthesis.
Class : Okay Sir
Teacher : Matome What Is Photosynthesis?
Matome : Photosynthesis Is Our Topic Of Today.


Mentally strong people move on.
They don’t waste time feeling sorry for themselves. They embrace change. They welcome challenges. They focus on what’s in their power and don’t waste time on things they can’t control. They are kind, fair, and unafraid to speak up.

One smile, can start a friendship.
One word, can end a fight.
One look, can save a relationship.
One person can change your life.


Keep standing, keep believing and keep hoping because God has a bright future in store for you!
Hope and Trust God

No one is “always busy”,
it just depends on what number
you are on their priority list

We get distant just to know
who cares the most enough to follow us
But we get dissapointed because no one did