Husband: joking with his wife “your bum looks like a braai stand”
Wife: Gets offended and goes to sleep
Hasband :politely …….Don’t you wanna make love today???!………..
wife:sorry love , I won’t light my braai stand for such a small piece of wors

I’m that guy who can order a Debonairs Pizza
via some other people’s address then i wait
there by the corner and wait for drama

Dear sis Mpumeh,
I’m married for 9 years now. Every time my wife and I have a misunderstanding she demands transport money for her 3 brothers who stay in Kzn to come and beat me up here in Pretoria
After they’ve done beating me, I must still give them transport money back to Kzn…
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Matome.
Sis Mpumeh:
“Dear Matome, I completely sympathize with you.
I suggest you and your wife just move to Kzn to save costs and get beaten there free of Charge –
With love you
Sis Dolly

that MTN lady who usually says you have one minute remaining
has tested positive for COVID_19