Inqabe imali,, kunqabe nomntu okukweleta imali,. Lol

Uxhele inkukhu,, xa ivuthiwe ufumane amanqina nedlekedleke eligoso lentamo. Haa

Osisi basithathela yonke into besithi yeyethu madoda,,
baqele ngokusinxibela ibrukhwe, ngoku ziicut.. Hay andisayazi ke ngoku

Itshomi yam icingba ibhadlile, Ithi litswele lodwa elililisayo,, ndamphosela ngebutternut ebusweni.. Lol

Lizo :uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : Ha a! Andiyazi
Lizo : uthi!, if eliphepha lingakrazuka sikwembi ikaka
Lool

Umithi and Uhleli nabazali bakho,,,
boom kudlale intengiso yecondom kunomathotholo lool

Lizo: uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : ha a!

interview for a security officer position
Interviewer : uyasazi isingesi?
Job seeker : OH, lamasela azabe esuka Engilane?

Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha

Yintoni wathenga izihlangu oko,
ingathi une bipola

Le team yenu ityiwa njalo,
ngathi sisonka esi brown. Lool