chuki haiwezi kutoka chuki. Ni upendo pekee wenye uwezo huo

Demu:babe leo bata wap?? Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap??? Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja Continue Reading..

……… ….. Maslay queen…..wanaoganga qweli juu hawapendi kugusa maji…..

Sis:I was at UKZN n thy said thy are still pending, what do thy mean ??😯😑 Me: sisi thy mean Continue Reading..

Ushawahi potea njia unajipata kwa boma kwa MTU, inabidi uombe maji ya kunywa…

Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The Continue Reading..

Uzuri wa kunyonga monkey unaweza adjust iwe tight ama mtaro!!😏 Vile unataka

Dame : konda hii belt haiingii Konda : paka mate iteleze 🤣🤣🤣