When she’s hot as fuck but flopo eore a nkga legano 😒😒 you’ll end up saying things like “etlwa colgate Continue Reading..

Ile day utaenda chemist 💊kubuy Mara moja upate nni mzungu cjui utamwambia aje🚮😭😭

Msichana mrembo lakini akinyamba Maiti Inageuza kichwa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Him: hae Her:moglobin Him: wacha hizo ww Her:zipi….unasemaje Him:unaitwa? Her:mzimu…uko nalaziada Him:Thai…Dina 😂😂😂😅

Some ladies will be there like..”I have inner beauty” my sister, kwani wewe ni mutura☹

Fuck maze, ile time umejipata maudenki zimekukaza then kufika kwa choo unapata kuna ninja ili kunia juu bt kulingana navile Continue Reading..

Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like: “Jesu nangu lo”

Mdomo not kubwa..chapati waikunjia nini?