Ushawahi gongewa mlango kwa nguvu ukinyanduana na bae alafu kuenda kufungua unapata ni ule jirani mtiaji amekuja kukuomba chumvi

nimekumbuka mitochondrion nikasahau pin ya mpesa

Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like: “Jesu nangu lo”

Mdomo not kubwa..chapati waikunjia nini?

My future wife si uje ama nifungue butchery na hizi ngombe za dowry

Ati wakaba wana peda maji adi wakiabiwa i love you wanasema water suprise

Hata uwe msafi vipi ukitaka kujamba huwezi vua nguo

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