Today a preacher in a public bus started preaching… “Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi” A drunk man Continue Reading..

phone yaka e wetse kara pitsa ya motepa wao fisa… i’m worried about you guys , a LA fisa ke Continue Reading..

Kua smart bro kupeleka dame si wako out then unamdrop kwao ni Kama kuweka token kwa meter ya lodging bro

Kupenda usipende sanaaaa chukulia umempenda sana mwanamke halafu anakuwekea limbwata unafikiri utakuwa kwenye hali gani

Ukila raha andaa tumbo la kula shida Ipo siku swala atamla simba

Wasee wasee kwenyu nyinyi n wengi hadi mumepewa title

Ujinga nini? Ujinga ni pale napotoa 1 million kama mahari! Wakati aliyetoa bikra! Katulia hukoooo!

Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The Continue Reading..