Mnakumbuka lucky dube akiimba there will be no schools anymore only prison prison mkadhani ni bangi

To my future kids,Mimi Niko tayari kuwaleta duniani lakini baba yenu anangangania warembo uko inje 🤣🤣 Msinilaumu nikiwaambia tulivaa vikapu Continue Reading..

Ile day utaenda chemist 💊kubuy Mara moja upate nni mzungu cjui utamwambia aje🚮😭😭

Some ladies will be there like..”I have inner beauty” my sister, kwani wewe ni mutura☹

Kuishi nyumbani na mwanaume asiyekuwa na pesa ni sawa na kuishi na feniture ndani ya nyumba

Kati ya hizi mbili ni gani ya aibu: 1.Kupatwa Ukijipima viatu za mgeni. 2.mgeni akipatwa akiongezea maji ya ugali. 😂😂

Him: hae Her:moglobin Him: wacha hizo ww Her:zipi….unasemaje Him:unaitwa? Her:mzimu…uko nalaziada Him:Thai…Dina 😂😂😂😅

Cjai ona ugonjwa mbaya kma ujinga aina tiba Tina ni kibao