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REPORTER: KULAS what can you say about sex in the movies? KULAS: I’m totally against it! REPORTER: Baket po? KULAS: Continue Reading..

Boknoy: Doc, may problema ako, ako inom sabaw, dumi ko sabaw rin, kain ako mais, dumi mais rin. Ako kain Continue Reading..

American : *Hinagis yung cellphone sa lapag* Pinoy: Pre , bat mo hinagis yon ? Sayang . American: Don’t worry Continue Reading..

VIDEOKE BAR. IFUGAO: Miss, tignan mo nga yung number ng UWANG WAITRESS: wala namang UWANG d2 eh… sir pede bang Continue Reading..

YAYA AND ALAGA Alaga: Look Yaya, boats! Yaya: Dows are not boats, dey’re yatchts Alaga:Yaya Spell Yatch Yaya: Yor Rayt, Continue Reading..

Teacher: Class, give me a sentence. Felimon: Mam, ako po. Teacher: Sige, ikaw Felimon. Felimon: Mam is beautiful. Isn’t she Continue Reading..

May isang seksing babae na may hawak na 5000 pesos at tinutokso si Regor. Babae: Hi pogi. (sabay kindat at Continue Reading..