“Blacked Eye” -Sa school Teacher: Oh Felimon, bakikt may black eye ka ? Felimon: Maliit lang po kasi ng bahay Continue Reading..

Dota Boy Na Basted Dota Boy: Wala kabang gusto sakin? Girl: wala. DotaBoy: ouch. (Napaiyak ang boy) FIRST BLOOD! Girl: Continue Reading..

Ex,kung mag hahanap ka naman ng bago sana naman yung talagang mukhang bago hindi mukhang luma.

Boy: Best may napaginipan ako kagabe. Girl: Oh anu naman Yun? Boy: Nasa loob daw tayo ng nasusunog na bahay. Continue Reading..

Sabi ni noynoy bawal ang wang wang, Nakita panty ng nanay mo naka tiwang Wang

Shout-out to those who attacked and nangbasag my face before I go home you really waited for me Continue Reading..

-Word: Kalabasa Felimon: Pagkain? Boknoy: Oo Felimon: Ahm. Gulay? Boknoy: Oo Felimon: Nasa bahay kubo? Boknoy: Oo!! Oo!! Felimon: Singkamas? Continue Reading..

‘m gay :O because while I walk I have seen a man and so much handsome :O ♥ I’m walking Continue Reading..