A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife, You must realize that you are Continue Reading..

Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones

Never tell your problem to everyone because 90% they don’t care 20% are glad you have them

Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying, sorry. What was the password?

*IF FORCING YOUR WIFE FOR SEX IS RAPE…* *THEN FORCING YOUR HUSBAND FOR SHOPPING IS ROBBERY* _GUYS HOPE AM COMMUNICATING Continue Reading..

You can take water to the horse but you can not drink water to the horse

Whites : I am mentally disturbed Blacks : If I attack you with Eminem, who will you defend with

Private school: Good morning class Learners: Good Morning Teacher Government school: Good Morning Class Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer