if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough , I wanna be your ringtone too

A Bar Opened Opposite A Church! The Church Prayed Daily Against The Bar Business Days Later The Bar Was Struck Continue Reading..

Some people are like: – doesn’t eat healthy – never has 8 hrs sleep – never works out – drinks Continue Reading..

Bare You are not African enough if you never wished your school to be burnt down..

ATMs should have timers! When your time is up, it should swallow your card and spray tear gas at you… Continue Reading..

Being single is a sin, even the word itself begins with sin!!!! So try not to be single.

Forgive us people from China, Korea Republic and Japan. To us South Africans you are all Chinese. Xap

I hate it when i tell people that i will be back in 10minutes and they keep calling me every Continue Reading..