Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.

Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA…

A Mafia godfather, accompanied by his lawyer- Selibona Nya, walks into a room to meet with his Ex- accountant. The Continue Reading..

Dear future Wife You must know that 50% of my salary is for my Mom .

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If yo wife is sick,don’t rush her to the hospital immediately,send money to her account first,if she doesn’t get well Continue Reading..

In the anaconda movie why the anaconda doesn’t eat the camera man?

HOW TO LOSE A GUY Next time he text you at night,respond with Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”