I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions 1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you “are you sleeping?” Continue Reading..

Before getting serious with a girl take her to the club and see how many guys know her… If the Continue Reading..

If one girlfriend can make you happy…. .imagine 6 of them. Too much happiness….

Teacher: Rainbow, define the word “coward”. Rainbow: It’s a cow that gets award. I don’t know why I’ve been suspended.

*Many women normally don’t have transport money to & from the man’s place. But once they suspect you’re with another Continue Reading..

I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning.. it makes me feel so photosynthesis

How did santa tried 2 kill a bird? . He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped Continue Reading..