I’m kinda happy and wanna get hit by a car at the same time

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said Continue Reading..

Did you notice? Children of nowadays no longer use newspapers and calendar to wrap their books, We’re loosing our culture

1.Ugly but caring. 2.Handsome but rude. 3.Handsome, caring but unfaithful. 4.Rich but ugly and short. 5.Handsome, caring and faithful but Continue Reading..

Relationship stress will make you forget to seat down in a taxi..

My sister just had a baby .. she ddnt say if its a boy or a girl i dont know Continue Reading..

U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?.. We will do the breathing competition Continue Reading..

I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.