Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy? Boknoy: simple, best friend. Felimon: what? Boknoy: in the morning, milk. Continue Reading..

The pain of eating at other people’s houses is that you must laugh even if their child take your meat Continue Reading..

I want to date a girl who’s been through the worst .. lied to…heart broken …literally broken to pieces so Continue Reading..

Whether it’s Green, Red or Yellow… It’ll always be Green Pepper To Me

What do you call the security outside Samsung Galaxy shop?? – Guardians of the Galaxy

I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In the mean Continue Reading..

Dear Ladies} •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• You don’t owe anyone a tight he who can’t swim shall drown and die..

Madness is when u know its cold… But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom