Being ugly is tough, while looking at the mirror you end up saying “maybe it’s not me”

There’s no other romantic walk than walking with bae to the ATM

Before I get rich, if any relative wants to die, please die.. I don’t want to be accused of sacrificing Continue Reading..

I live in constant fear that someone might kidnap my ex. she lives alone on St13 room 48 and she Continue Reading..

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths and chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The Continue Reading..

True love is when you die and your girlfriend kills her self to make sure you don’t talk to other Continue Reading..

Women Are Like Police, They Can Have All The Evidence In The World But They Still Want A Confession

If a doctor marries a nurse,do they give birth to a patient?