MTH101 If Chelsea lost 3-1 to Tottenham and lost 2-1 to wolves, calculate the margin in which they’re going to Continue Reading..

May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed so that you can know them by their smile!!

Old man Q. Sir. Why you have white hair. Young man….I have coloured all of hair with white.

Smile is cheaper then Electricity, But gives more light to your life… So, always smile and prove that, U R Continue Reading..

My Dear Sister. You don’t owe anybody a flat tummy! Just carry on with that AIRBAG, It’s all yours!!

*I’m selling medicine that causes Landlords forget their RENT*. *Inbox me for price*. * Only serious customers are welcome*

wife:Honey please on valentine don’t buy me anything I want you to show me your phone’s password.

Her: bbe where are you? Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi. Her: make it fast bbe Continue Reading..