Nothing raises a man’s blood pressure than a side chick refusing to take morning after pills

Have you noticed that most Girls from Rich Families are Shapeless??

Girl: Bae u always think about football. I cant remember the last time we had sex. All because of this Continue Reading..

Priest : repeat after me Groom : after me Priest looks at the Bride : is he serious Bride : Continue Reading..

Everything Happens For A Reason, Except Removing Your Eyebrows And Drawing Them Back On, That Has No Reason.

Imagine going through your bae’s phone and see. “sidechick” in the call log and when you call it BoOom!. . Continue Reading..

On my wedding day any woman that will look more pretty than my wife will be chased out, i hate Continue Reading..

During sex I tried to speak dirty like those guys in porn vids & said “Who’s yo daddy ” Yoh Continue Reading..