A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car, I told him our swimming pool got burnt Continue Reading..

Your ex is on fire what would you use to stop the fire? Me: petrol

Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out of a hotel room last week she has been bringing me food Continue Reading..

INTERVIEWER: whats your name? ME: Hired INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳 ME:Thank you sir

And they say “what men can do women can do it better” As if they can urinate through a window Continue Reading..

To any girl reading this post we are now dating weather you like it or not.. I love u baby

A Zimbabwean man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, Continue Reading..

My ex-girlfriend asked me to put 1 john 4:18 on her wedding invitation card but i made a mistake, deliberately Continue Reading..