If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm, she is a witch

Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question; “How did you get my number?”

Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with Continue Reading..

To Those Who Are Heart Broken💔, I Am Selling A Super Glue🙆

You’ll be surprised by how many arguments women have won just by Crying..

Your boss uploaded his family pictures & you went ahead and commented “cool pics” your phone keyboard autocorrected to “cool Continue Reading..

You know u are high on weed when u watch Generations and u hear Cosmo speaking English

I hope no one one ever feels pressured into buying me something special when I’m visiting their home 🏠, I Continue Reading..