There was a girl called Nothing and there were 2 boys named Somebody and Nobody , they were both crushing Continue Reading..

I hate it when people say morning instead of good morning, morning what? Morning glory, morning after pill morning sickness…what Continue Reading..

A man enters a bar and the bartender comes over and asks, “Can I help you, sir?” The man answers, Continue Reading..

I was so embarrassed last night. My girl asked me baby let’s say you have 10 minutes to be in Continue Reading..

If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Continue Reading..

Wife asked: What are u doing? Husband: Am Killing mosquitoes? Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two Continue Reading..

That PAIN! When you take a selfie with her, then she hides your damn FACE!🤦 with an 😐Emoji..! 😭💔

Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle…… Then Continue Reading..